Friday, June 29, 2018

Zero Tolerance

As a Mumbaikar we all are used to traveling as that defines our skill of commuting with fervor,and i am sure whoever has visited this place must have had a ride in local train and if you wish for some more spice and  adventure,try your luck in office hours.
So i will be narrating a very common sight of local train during peak hours

  • A jam packed compartment that will be sighted as empty by the ones getting in.
Areyyyyy...Andar chalo kitni jagah hai!

  • Expression of outrage for the ones who block the door.
Areyyy....Chalo Hato...Akal nahi hai...utarna nahi phir bhi darwazay pe!
In Marathi...kaaay re baba...kaaay kadat nahi mansaana...

  • The Train Gang
Jagah pakdi hai

  • People hanging from doors and breathing for life.
 Dhakka kya maarte ho...kisis ke jaan ki parwah nahi...

  • The run for the rent of single bum
 Zara andar khisko..thoda khisko na...thoda sa aur
If bad day grumpy reply-jagah dikh rahi hai
  • The Quick scan
Ap kidhr utrogay
Aur Aap
Apke side walay,
Peechay...
Achaaaaaa and the engagement ceremony...by pointing(Seat Fixed)

  • The Dancing white cords 
Before you overthink earphones***

In ladies compartment

  • Madam apka bag aagay lo...* looks from corner of the eye
  • tapping on shoulder...Baal bandho! Frown**
  • Ouch Mera pair(leg),zara aagay badho ..........Reply,Tum jao ,jagah kidhr hai,
          Back reply (Ice Breaker) Toh dhakka mat maaro
         And the volcano erupts to display a heated show of morning hour.
  • Ye kaise hai...nahi bohut mehenga (The luxurious shopping)
  •  The revolving eyes (scanning of outfits)
  • the morning brunch and evening gossips
  • the secular reads
  • And the last peaceful sleeps 
-SSW

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