Types of Pedestrian

                                Types of Pedestrians

No matter what is/has been  your subject of study over the years ,but the overt classification involving n number of types and subtypes under it must have annoyed you at some point of time.But this foundation of classifying things around you can add spice to fun,at the same time make you a good Analyst!How?Well,Anything that annoys you, just add types to it and start analyzing, you will surely have fun.Before i proceed let me tell you what Annoyed rather inspired me to write this Article.The Tale begins from the time i started Driving and quite often i have been trapped in the narrow streets/Lanes of Mumbai where the road is ruled by the people and the vendors, leaving a space that is equivalent to footpath for the vehicles.And worst,you need to keep an ice on your Head and Drive.But since the time i started observing meticulously to categorize these folks to put them under appropriate type ,i started enjoying driving in these lanes.

With an uninterrupted keen observation i come to the conclusion that there are 10 distinct categories of pedestrian among this heterogeneous population of Mumbai.

1)DISINCLINED Pedestrian :Moderate prevalence.Usually found on the the street in which they live.They are the group of people who owe the road ,mumbai ki  boli mein baap ki road hai.Leaving the sidewalk platform they walk in groups (or even if single) in the center as if the red carpet is laid exclusively for them and we have got our cars to welcome them.They are the most reluctant ones among all as 10% among these don't even move on honking.You either have to honk till the ear drums plead or take your head out and shout :'side hat na bhai,sunai nai deta'.And when they give you a side they look at you as if you have committed a major crime.Arguing with them is like hitting yourself because as i mentioned its their Gali .Males more common as compared to Females.

 

2)OPPORTUNIST Pedestrians: This is the Attention seeking Class. Very obvious to be noticed and i hate this group the most. No decent male will fall in this category. They are the Lukkas and lafangas of the street who get excited seeing a female driver and will deliberately come to die in front of your car and peep inside with such big wide eyes of astonishment as if they are seeing an extinct specie drive. Some comment is always expected out of these crooks.There is an observed association of the members of this class with all wrong doings.You have to Ignore them and move ahead. Males Only.

 

3)ALTRUIST Pedestrian: Minimum prevalence. Altruist is the one who works selflessly. This group of people are among the funniest ones to observe. With  one honk they will definitely move aside and will pull ten others with them.(irrespective of male or female)Often their intentions are misjudged and they fall in trouble.Inkay lie toh ye kehna sahi hai"Ay shaikh tu apni dekh".They are good ones as they care not only for their life but also for others. Age group mostly 40 and above. One in 50 usually found.M:F :1:1

 

4)SINCERE Pedestrian:Moderate prevalence.This is the group loved by all the drivers.They are the responsible citizens of the Nation.They walk by the place assigned to them and even if they happen to come in your way,they move aside with one horn.Ye woh log hain jo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.City needs people like them as there will be less fights on the crowded streets. M:F::4:2.

 

5)AUNTIES TYPE Pedestrians: This category is exclusively referred for those pedestrian who are imbibed by a typical Aunty type quality. Although speaks about females but certain males also fall in to this category. They are the ones who give a deaf ear to your horn because the world is getting over and they need to discuss everything right at the moment when they are walking by the side of your car. Most commonly found near female shopping streets. They can be associated with disinclision as well. But remember, There is no point even honking, because their gossips are louder than your horn, no matter what, they won’t move ,so better you take a side and move on.

 

6)CHILLED OUT Pedestrian: Most of the youths fall under this category.Prevelance found mostly in teens although cords is trend now(so adults 8% fall here).With cords hanging from ears to torso,wrist bands and low waist jeans covering down the snickers, they will be drowning in the wave of music ,seems they give a dam about their life"Zindagi gayi tel lene type”. Usually found walking in groups. But these people do move aside with a sorry smile on continuous honking. Can be dealt patiently(bacchay hain yaar)M:F::1:1.

 

7)OVER ENTHU Pedestrian: Minimum Prevalence but when they will come to your notice you will be perplexed and laughing at the same type .They are the most unpredictable ones among the entire group of population because your one horn brings about an excitatory response in these. Confusion is their striking feature and they leave you confused as well .They will give you a green signal and keep looking at you till you pass. Another weird symptom is they will step back ,and again move ahead, stepping back ,until you stop the car.Now,this over enthu attitude is for crossing the road or giving you a side is still a mystery.M:F::2:4

 

8)STARTLED Pedestrian: This class is the most dangerous and accident prone. They are the ones who are usually pre occupied with other thoughts or either stressed out. They are also day dreamers, walking in their own merry world. They are the ones who usually don’t know what to do with life when they happen to come in front of a car. They will completely freeze in front of your car, running a shiver down your spine ,as you apply a sudden break which gives a jerk to all the resting arteries’ and veins of your body.Aise logon se paala na paday toh accha hai,khaaaskar Learners ka.20-30% of the crowd falls here .M:F::1:2

 

9)BOLD Pedestrian:Maximum prevalence.This class gets on to my nerves.Usually found in the market lanes or when the signal has just turned green.They will come running, with their hands in 90 degree of abduction with head facing forward and palm outstretched.So ,I also call them congressi pedestrian.They will stop you with their palm ,as if it is emitting red wave to stop all the cars(especially females )& will  cross the road royally.Pedestrians having history of such bold behaviour repeatedly  have close association with disinhibited category50% of the population is a  CONRESSI PEDESTRIAN. M:F::2:4

 

10)ELDERLY Pedestrian: Minimum-Moderate prevalance.They are one of their kind. There can be overlap of the features from the above mentioned categories. But they need to be dealt cautiously with due respect as they prevail all the rights of senior citizen and a wrong move can put you in trouble. They are usually related to the sincere category and are slow walkers. So even if they take time to give a side, be patient. M:F::1:1

 

NOTE:.This article is a reflection of my observation over a long period.The content is purely  objective and can have biased prejudice as it is a one-time observation across a large sample size(population) trailing on streets of Mumbai. Also,Children are not a subject of classification in my observational study .If you want to add on to any  missed observation ,you are welcome to do so.Read and enjoy!

P.S: Even i fall in to one of these type & that is not the Sincere one :P